Monday, January 16, 2012

The Ass Whisperer


A few days ago, I received a cryptic email from a stranger from Texas.  He advised me that we had a common friend who passed away due to an accident, and he found my details in a box that Jules left behind.

I had an affair with Jules.  A real one.  Not just an internet hook up, although it began that way and progressed into chatting, then lots of phone calls that lasted late into the night, until we finally met in person.  He wanted me to come to Texas but I had a million excuses not to, so he surprised me by announcing he booked a romantic weekend at the Hotel Oceana on Santa Monica.  How can I say no to that, right?

We've exchanged pics via email but I was not prepared for Jules when I finally met him in the flesh.  First of all he is African American.  Well, Jamaican to be exact.  He stood tall at 6'3, had a shiny, shaved head and a sexy thick goatee that framed his beautiful thick lips that were smiling at me when he finally saw me waiting for him at the hotel lobby.  He had a kind face though, reminding me of the singer, James Ingram.

I knew I had this stunned look in my face, because of his overall physical presence that was simply overwhelming!  He was so tall and so big, he almost looked scary.  If not for his kind face, I would have genuinely been scared of meeting him at night in a dark street!  His chest was huge and his biceps were serious bricks giving him the overall look of a muscular nightclub bouncer.  Nothing prepared me for this, certainly not the camera phone pics we swapped via email.

We exchanged pleasantries as we made our way to the garden room suite he booked for us.  It was on the ground floor and there was a nice big pool in the middle, littered with lounge chairs and tables.  It was around 6:30 pm so not a person was in sight, as they were all probably having dinner.

Inside the room, he sat down on the couch and beckoned to me and said, "Come over and give me a proper welcome kiss."

He smelled of sweat and aftershave and his breath tasted of airline food, but I didn't mind as with most black men, his lips were lusciously swollen, he swallowed half my entire face in a big wet, passionate kiss.

We parted momentarily to undress, and just in our underwear, I admired his thick, dark curly hair all over his chest, forearms and legs.  He wasn't coal black, but had a reddish almost maroon tint to his beautiful black skin.  We made out in the couch for a long time, until I felt him tug at my boxers and cupped my fleshy cheeks.

"I've been looking forward to meeting you, and finally here we are," his eyes were hooded with lust, as he jiggle bounced my butt with his hands.  Then he expertly turned me around, dove and gave me the most intense rim job, eating me like I was a ripe watermelon.  His goatee was grazing my cheeks, and his long, wet tongue making me shiver with delight each time they would lap at my puckered hole.

I crooked an upside down glance at him and saw for the first time his massive 8" uncut Jamaican cock framed by huge soccer sized shaved balls; his thick brillo pad pubes oiled by his sweat.  All I could think of was "Shit!"

Then he finally mounted me from behind doggy style and exposed his glistening cock head from his foreskin and lined it up with my buttrose.

"No lube.  I promise to stop if it hurts.  But I want you to take the pain and remember the pleasure of our first meeting, okay?" he said as he put a cushion underneath my stomach, and pulled my pelvis upwards until my hole lined up with his cock.

He sank into me slowly, just the head at first and since we were  fucking unprotected, I could feel his foreskin peel backwards as he entered me inch by inch.  I bit my own forearm to stop me from screaming.  He entered me a bit more and my outer ring popped open and the searing pains made my head spin.  I swallowed some air and manned up to his entry.  Eventually the pain settled and my ass started enjoying the fleshy lodging.

He was a faucet pre-cummer and his cock felt slick as he started to drill in long deeply inward strokes and reversed slowly outwards.  He had a deep guttural moan only black men could utter and I looked back wondering what was causing him to moan like that.  I saw him staring at himself fucking me.

"Tell me what it looks like," I ordered him through gritted teeth.

"Your brown ass is so wet with my pre-cum.  It's so tanned with your speedo line, and your hole is now starting to get swollen," he half moaned.

"More!" I asked.  He took it as invitation to describe the fucking.

 "Oh look at it, it looks hungry now.  It's a fucking hungry brown ass with a winky red wound, swallowing my big black boner," he half talked.

"Moooore," I pleaded.  

"Man, my big fat uncut dick is shiny with your ass juice, slowly disappearing inside your wet pussyhole.  I'm pulling out and your ass lips look like they don't wanna let me go.  They're clinging to my foreskin as I pull back," he continued describing and staring down at himself.

"Enter me again, please?"  I moaned, offering my ass upwards.

"Can you feel me jabbing your insides?" he asked sharply dicking me deeply.

"Oh God yes," I winced in painful pleasure.  He pierced past my prostate almost knocking against my womb.  "Do that again, please?" I pleaded.

"I'm not gonna last baby, this asspussy feels too good on my dick," he moaned.

I reached down and cupped his balls to confirm this.  They shrunk in size and were clenched in tight grooves, preparing to propel their contents out.  I reached down further, caressing his frenulum with my right hand making my way to his hairy hole, fondling it and coaxing him to release his spooge.

He leaned forward and pulled my head backwards so he could kiss me as he kept humping my smooth, wet gash.  His hairy muscular chest and big arms wrapped my smooth lean Asian body in a big bear hug as he went into a frenzied jabbing.  Flesh against flesh.  There was no going back.  It was skin against skin in a dagger and wound fight.

Our mutual moans and screams echoed across the room.  He was spurting his baby batter inside me with his naked black cock, coating my ass walls with his sticky spawners.

Waves of pleasure rippled through his body, which made me shiver.  We stayed in that doggy position in the couch for a long time, gasping for air.  I breathed deeply and kept my ass pouted open as I continued to receive his discharge.

"Blinds please!" a sharp knock on the window brought us back to reality.

We froze still joined in the groins and glanced at the French glass doors and saw the disappearing flash of a housekeeping maid's uniform.

In our excitement at our initial meeting, we completely forgot to close the louver blinds on the French doors & windows.

The dinner crowd had returned back to the hotel and couples were now having nightcaps by the pool.  There were at least four people sitting in lounges right outside our room, with their backs politely turned towards us, enjoying their cocktails, seemingly oblivious to our tales of cock!


"Oh shoot!" we both laughed and jumped out of the couch, realizing we had just given a live gay sex show to a straight audience!

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Gene Therapy


The best and most satisfying form of sex for me is masturbation.  

You don't need to hook up with yourself or ask stats and pics of your own penis.  No need for the awkward "are you a top or bottom" interrogation that passes off as chat.  Plus you know exactly how to stroke to get you to the edge, back again and finally and over the hill to orgasm.

However, sometimes we just tire of jacking off and crave for human company.  The feeling that is horniness is really lust for another person's touch, body, taste and company.  Which is why I logged on this particular morning and within a few minutes, a guy named Mr. J invited me to a private chat.  His profile stated he was a 36 yo white man, 5'10, 170 lbs, active/vers and with a large cock.  His safer sex said "always."  Hmmm, here we go again and why do I attract these "always" guys.  Why do they always approach me when I'm an outright "anything goes" type?

Depending on my frame of mind or libido at the time, I'll either play along or ignore their approaches.  Some would be insistent, some even pushing racial boundaries (can't you see I'm a non-Asian God wanting to sleep with you an Asian mortal?).  Mostly I'll politely end the chat.  Some will try to preach why it should be "always," some will want me to help convince themselves to venture into my "anything goes" category.  These closeted crossovers are sadly about two thirds of my segmentation, mostly occurring in Grindr, MH and A4A.

We agreed to meet at 9 pm at my place and details were exchanged.  I went back to work and my daily routine.  Traffic going home was bad, I had to hit the gym, then make dinner.  By the time I was settled in, eating my watermelon dessert in front of the TV, I completely forgot about the hook up date I agreed to earlier that day.

My doorbell rang at 9:15 pm and I was momentarily puzzled who it could be.  Then I remembered.  Mr. J showed up in a hoodie outfit and when he discarded it, he turned out to be Mr. Blonde Latex Riding Hood.  He was chewing gum and he had the most beautiful white teeth that flashed as he smiled hello at me.  My knees went weak and my mind said "Ok, maybe I can make an exception to this latex hoodie man."

Or can I?

He was very friendly and extraordinarily chatty as he sat down on the couch, but in no time at all we were making out and eventually, he asked where the bedroom was.  His joggers showed a promising tent from all the lip locking that we did.  Smiling, I led the way and he put his full weight on top of me as he continued to kiss my still watermelon flavored breath.   We managed to completely undress each other without having to stop kissing (how very heterosexual, I know!).

I could feel his erect 7.5" cut cock brush against mine as he dry humped me and ground his groin onto my body as he devoured my lips and neck.  My head was shaking from side to side, half tickled, half pleasured at what Mr. J was doing to me.  His body wasn't particularly hairy, but his forearms, legs and armpits were covered in golden down.

Then he dove south and swallowed my cock in one slow gulp which sent me into deep grunts of ecstasy.  He expertly moved his body in a 69 position so I could return the favor.  I looked at his beautiful fat cock standing out of his blonde bushy pubes just waiting for my lips and mouth.  I sucked him and he too, groaned when I started paying him attention.  He pushed my head downwards making me swallow him deeper.  I could smell soap, fabric softener and musky manscent on his crotch.  Such a sexy combination!

He pulled away and ordered me in a crouching position at the edge of the bed.  Then he kneeled on the floor and rimmed me like a hungry pup.  More moans from me as I felt his wet tongue lick my butt gash, soothing and wetting it with his saliva.  Then he stood up and slapped his hard 7.5 incher to show me he was now fully erect and wanting a deeper connection.  I didn't move as he stuck one finger inside me.  I could hear him spit on his cock and then felt the head of his cut cock probe my ass lips.

He was about to cross over!

Slowly he punch fucked me until my ass lips opened and he was inside me.  He audibly gasped at the warmth and fleshiness of my bare ass on his bare cock.  Grabbing my hips, he yanked me downwards on his cock as I braced myself for the delicious assault.  His position standing on the edge of the bed gave him full access to my rear and he made sure his thrusts were deep and I was yelping at every lunge.

"Do you want my payload?" he asked.

"Your what?" I asked surprised, in between gasps.  I glanced back at his cute grinning face.

"My genetic payload," he said.

Oh, that must be his code for breeding his cum into me.  Never heard that before.  You learn something new every day.

"Sure," I succumbed.

His fucking slowed considerably from deep jabbing to slow ass teasing.  His dick head barely entering my ass tunnel, making me feel the emptiness that his warhead left behind. 

"Where?" he asked as he spat slowly on his shaft.

"Where what?" I asked.

"Where do you want my genes delivered?" he asked back.

"Well, it won't be genetic if you sign my spine, will it?" I teased him.

"Smart ass!" he grinned as he slammed down.

Drilling every inch of his delicious 7.5" bare missile inside my now open Asian asshole, he alternated between slow thrusting and rabbit fucking.  I could feel my prostate sending pleasure waves across my body and my own cock, and I knew I was spilling, again without touching myself.

Then he suddenly froze deep inside me and let go.

"Fuck!" he yelped.

He pulled my hips closer as he continued to silently curse "Fuck, fuck, fuuu…ccc…kkk!"  We were locked in that position like two canines fornicating.  My butt nursed his throbbing cock.  Waves of pleasure ebbed across our bodies as we continued to be groin locked for a long time.

"There!  My swimmers are delivered now," he grinned at me as I looked back at him.  He was so handsome as he said that and the sight of his naked body still buried inside somewhere in my butt was so sexy.  Plus he had a million dollar smile that made him very attractive. 

"Yey, I can form my own Olympic Team now," I teased back, realizing that there were about 250 million blonde mitochondrial sperm cells invading my prostate, all confused and searching in futile for the oriental egg that was never there.  We ended up both laughing; at first sheepishly, and then loudly, until the convulsions of my laughter finally pushed his softening cock out.

We rested and chatted a few minutes in a post coital banter.  Turned out he was a kindergarten teacher.  Amazing what professions gay men have nowadays.  What a shame his students aren't old enough to appreciate what a stud of a teacher they have!

We kissed again and soon said goodbye.  I offered him a glass of water before he left and he drank thirstily.  A quick peck and he was gone.

As I returned to the bedroom to tidy up, I was surprised to see a condom packet on the bedside table, with gum stuck on it's side.

Mr. J's gum and rubber!


One he chewed, the other he brought with him but didn't use.